Ramblings of a Butt

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

NO

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mys-teeq:

Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth (Part 8).

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vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

(via p0tat0s)

Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Lost-a-lot. Sir Lost-a-lot was the bravest and the most loyal knight at the round table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how many dragons he’d slayed and how he was going to win the war, and some of them began to wonder, “Are Sir Lost-a-lot’s stories even true?” Oh no. So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, “I don’t believe Sir Lost-a-lot’s stories. He’s just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then, even the king began to wonder…

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Maybe it’s a good thing, but I’m at my Aunt’s for the next three weeks and she doesn’t have ANY WI-FI in her apartment D:

I’m literally the worst at flirting, and I do it on purpose. This guy I met texted me and said “I’m a nice guy, are you nice?” with a winky face so I responded with “yes I am, I generally get good grades and I don’t drink or do drugs.”

saccharinescorpion:

grapeyguts:

yknow what pertaining to that

why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time

w-we know

nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon

you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down

true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 

and it has been crossed

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goinghamilton:

#he WILL set fire to the rain #watch you burn as he kicks your face

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sashkash:

Oh dear… I think my American is showing. [x]

livlovesstuff:

Hollow Crown shoot by Ian Derry (x)

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tea-and-a-slice-of-standoffish:

this has to be the sexiest thing, because he looks rough, in a good way

god and jesus why

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sincerelyjustme:

I love how in every Avengers fic I read, even if it takes place after the movie,

Coulson is always there.

Just there.

Like the entire fandom plugged their ears and screamed “LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU” when he died.

And this is a good thing.　

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

• me: closes wrong tab
• me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

flightofthecoco:

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